Sally's World

Thought this was too 'important' not to share. Have a wonderful day - with a joy filled heart!

No doubt you've heard about people who have been abducted and had their kidneys removed by black-market organ thieves.

Well, my thighs were stolen from me during the night a few years ago. I went to sleep and woke up with someone else's thighs. It was just that quick.

The replacements had the texture of cooked oatmeal.

Whose thighs were these and what happened to mine? I spent the entire summer looking for my thighs. Finally, hurt and angry, I resigned myself to living out my life in jeans and then the bloody body thieves struck again.

My bum was next. I knew it was the same gang, because they took pains to match my new rear-end to the thighs they had stuck me with earlier. But my new bum was attached at least three inches lower than my original!

I realized I'd have to give up my jeans in favour of long skirts.

Two years ago I realized my arms had been switched.

One morning I was drying my hair and was horrified to see the flesh of my upper arm swing to and fro with the motion of the hairbrush. This was really getting scary - my body was being replaced one section at a time.

What could they do to me next?

When my poor neck suddenly disappeared and was replaced with a turkey neck, I decided to tell my story.

Women of the world wake up and smell the coffee! Those 'plastic' surgeons are using REAL replacement body parts -stolen from you and me! The next time someone you know has something 'lifted', look again - was it lifted from you?

THIS IS NOT A HOAX.. This is happening to women everywhere every night..

WARN YOUR FRIENDS!

P.S.
Last year I thought some one had stolen my Boobs. I was lying in bed and they were gone! But when I jumped out of bed, I was relieved to see that they had just been hiding in my armpits as I slept. Now I keep them hidden in my waistband.

BTW - These same thieves come into my wardrobe and drawers and shrink my clothes! How do they do it?

I just don't know! none of us want to be old and wrinkly, and I hate the term 'grow old gracefully' as I intend to 'grow old very disgracefully' indeed. but to deny the process is madness isn't it? not to mention painful...

And is this what men think women in their fifties look like...my husband was quite surprised when I told him Madonna had probably been shot up with enough botox to kill a horse...and as for the 'three hours in the gym and I only eat a grape and a strawberry a day'...forget it, I get plenty of exercise going to the fridge and back, and from lifting large bars of chocolate to my mouth!!!!

Is Madonna trying to turn herself into Kate Winslet?

She's the queen of reinvention and it seems that Madonna is now targeting the Winslet look.
The 50-year-old, who has stunned onlookers in recent weeks with her incredibly youthful appearance, was a dead ringer for Oscar winner Kate as she had dinner in New York. Her tousled hair and soft make-up made her look almost identical to the 33-year-old who has ditched her English rose image for a more Hollywood look since making America her permanent home.