Sally's World

AND HEADING DOWN THE GYM!!!

Well it turns out, anxiety and stress is a good way to burn calories....I appear to have lost a few pounds....goodness knows how, at the hospital my diet consisted of about sixty cups of sugary vending machine coffee a day, twenty candy bars and a couple of cardboard sandwiches, since we've been home I'm eating more than normal.... but the scales insist I'm five pounds lighter....strange...

I'm trying not to be too pleased, does it seem shallow????

This is a specially formulated diet designed to help WOMEN cope with the stress that builds during the day.

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BREAKFAST

1 Grapefruit
1 slice wholemeal toast
1 cup skimmed milk

LUNCH

1 small portion lean, steamed chicken with a cup of spinach
1 cup herbal tea
1 biscuit

AFTERNOON TEA

The rest of the biscuits from the packet
1 tub of Gino Ginelli ice cream with chocolate topping
1 large glass of wine

DINNER

4 bottles of wine (red or white)
2 loaves garlic bread
1 family size Supreme pizza
3 chocolate bars

LATE NIGHT SNACK

1 whole cheesecake (eaten directly from the freezer)

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Finally, here's some advice for you:

Dr. Neil proclaimed the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started.......

So I looked around my house to see things I'd started and hadn't finished; and, before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Chardonay , a bole of Baileys, a butle of Kehuha, a pockage of biscuits , the mainder of bot Prozic and Valum scriptins, the res of the Chesescke, some saltins an a bax a cholates...

Yu haf no idr who gud I fel.

xxx