WORDS WOMEN USE AND WHAT THEY REALLY MEAN
Friday, 27 March 2009
My good friend Trojan (Trojan's Corner) sent me this, knowing I would love it...if you are a woman, it will make you laugh, if you are a man...very useful information to follow!!!!
Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)
That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome.(I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome’. That will bring on a 'whatever').
Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying F-- YOU!
Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.
27 March 2009 at 13:10
amen!!!!
27 March 2009 at 13:51
Just reading the word "Nothing!" made me shiver. I know all too well how that one goes. Some times it may be followed up with, "If you don't know, I am not going to tell you!"
27 March 2009 at 14:00
LOL...or even "I shouldn't HAVE to tell you!!!"
27 March 2009 at 15:11
Absolutely true - every word.
27 March 2009 at 16:06
You see, this is why I've carefully explained to my wife how I am a walking talking slightly more evolved monkey, and if she wants me to know something, telling me directly when I'm not distracted by some flickering device is the only sure way to make sure i got it. She accepted these terms and i will hold her to it until she tells me that the agreement is null and void..........wait a sec?!
27 March 2009 at 16:08
LOL OMG too funny. But in the mens defense, (yeah sorry have to add this), this is what makes women so complicated!
27 March 2009 at 19:43
OMG you just made my day. Why don't men know this stuff? It is common knowledge - isn't it????
27 March 2009 at 20:00
You'd have thought so..but after 20 years, my husband is still learning!!!!!
28 March 2009 at 15:31
I love this! It's so funny how true they all are. Fun blog, lovely family...
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