Don't Ask Grandma!
Tuesday, 17 March 2009
Little Tony was staying with his grandmother for a few days... He'd been playing outside with the other kids for a while when he came into the house and asked her, "Grandma, what's that called when 2 people sleep in the same room and one is on top of the other?"
She was a little taken aback, but she decided to just tell him the truth. "It's called sexual intercourse, darling".
Little Tony just said, "Oh, OK," and went back outside to play with the other kids.
A few minutes later he came back in and said angrily, "Grandma, it isn't called sexual intercourse. It's called "Bunk Beds". And Jimmy's mom wants to talk to you."
17 March 2009 at 19:06
bwahahahahahahah
17 March 2009 at 19:40
LMAO I damn near choked on my coffee reading that one. Too funny!
17 March 2009 at 19:51
I love it!
17 March 2009 at 20:00
funny, bunk beds was the first thing that came to my mind...lol
17 March 2009 at 20:16
Nice! Maybe Howie and I should start using this as our "code". You know, as in..."hey baby, do you want to have some bunk beds tonight?"
:-)
17 March 2009 at 21:00
this was too funny!!!!! Im still laughing over here!!!!
17 March 2009 at 21:17
You just set off a major coughing attack! I have bronchitis- when I laugh I cough!!!! This is great.
17 March 2009 at 21:20
That is the best thing I have heard all day!
17 March 2009 at 23:41
That seriously is the funniest thing I have heard/read all day long.