Sally's World

A Teenager is...

A person who can't remember to walk the dog but never forgets a phone number.
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A weight watcher who goes on a diet by giving up candy bars before breakfast.
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A youngster who receives his/her allowance on Monday, spends it on Tuesday, and borrows from his/her best friend on Wednesday, then needs an advance on next week’s allowance to pay back the friend on Thursday.
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Someone who can hear a song by Jay-Z played three blocks away but not his mother calling from the next room.
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A whiz who can operate the latest computer without a single lesson but can't make a bed.

A student who will spend 12 minutes studying for her history exam and 12 hours for his/her driver's license.

A youngster who is well informed about anything he/she doesn't have to study.

An enthusiast who has the energy to ride a bike for miles, but is usually too tired to dry the dishes.

A connoisseur of two kinds of fine music: Loud and Very Loud.

A young woman who loves the cat and tolerates her brother (sometimes).

A person who is always late for dinner but always on time for a concert.

A romantic who never falls in love more than once a week.

A budding beauty who never smiles until her braces come off.

A boy who can sleep until noon on any Saturday when he suspects the lawn needs mowing.

An original thinker who is positive that her mother was never a teenager.