youthful looks are overrated!!!
Friday, 8 May 2009
A doctor on his morning walk, noticed an older lady sitting on her frontstep smoking a cigar, so he walked up to her and said, "I couldn't help but notice how happy you look! What is your secret?"
"I smoke ten cigars a day," she said.. "Before I go to bed, I smoke a nicebig joint. Apart from that, I drink a whole bottle of Jack Daniel's everyweek, and eat only junk food. On weekends, I pop pills, get laid, and don't exercise at all."
"That is absolutely amazing! How old are you?"
"Thirty-four," she replied.
Life is a Gift that you unwrap one day at a time!
"I smoke ten cigars a day," she said.. "Before I go to bed, I smoke a nicebig joint. Apart from that, I drink a whole bottle of Jack Daniel's everyweek, and eat only junk food. On weekends, I pop pills, get laid, and don't exercise at all."
"That is absolutely amazing! How old are you?"
"Thirty-four," she replied.
Life is a Gift that you unwrap one day at a time!
8 May 2009 at 09:13
tee hee hilarious- 34 !
8 May 2009 at 09:36
OH to be 34 again! When people ask how old I am, I tell them (45 in July) then say, "At least I look good." ; )
8 May 2009 at 11:31
i am going to start telling people i am 70. i think i could pass for a really young looking 70.
8 May 2009 at 12:41
Okay. Just sent coffee through my nose.
8 May 2009 at 14:58
LOL, sounds about right
8 May 2009 at 14:59
HA!! Loved this one!!
8 May 2009 at 15:45
ROFL! LOVE IT!
8 May 2009 at 16:00
HAHA! i loooove it and have a great wkend!!
8 May 2009 at 17:45
LOL nice, yeah you do all that and I am sure it will make you look that old. heehee
8 May 2009 at 19:18
Too close to home. :)
8 May 2009 at 20:59
LOL! It's funny cause it's true. I have seen it!
9 May 2009 at 00:34
Hahaha.... I fell right into that one!
Have a great weekend and a Happy Mother's Day!
9 May 2009 at 04:34
Oh gosh! I just about choked on my strawberry milk!