Never Argue with a Woman
Sunday, 3 May 2009
One morning, the husband returns the boat to their lakeside cottage after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap.
Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out.
Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out.
She motors out a short distance, anchors, puts her feet up, and begins to read her book.
The peace and solitude are magnificent.
Along comes a Fish and Game Warden in his boat.
He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?' 'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')
'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her.
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading.'
'Yes, but I see you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault,' says the woman.
'But I haven't even touched you,' says the Game Warden.
'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.' 'Have a nice day ma'am,' he said and he left.
3 May 2009 at 09:12
I just got in from work. Its 4 AM but I am glad I logged on. This was just the laugh I needed to end my night. lol Now I am heading to bed! Zzzzzzzzz........
3 May 2009 at 09:41
Good night Tom, hope you find the Zzz...'s you need
great post Sally
3 May 2009 at 14:28
Brilliant.
3 May 2009 at 14:54
That is FANTASTIC!