WARNING TO WOMEN!
Saturday, 30 May 2009
Thought this was too 'important' not to share. Have a wonderful day - with a joy filled heart!
No doubt you've heard about people who have been abducted and had their kidneys removed by black-market organ thieves.
Well, my thighs were stolen from me during the night a few years ago. I went to sleep and woke up with someone else's thighs. It was just that quick.
The replacements had the texture of cooked oatmeal.
Whose thighs were these and what happened to mine? I spent the entire summer looking for my thighs. Finally, hurt and angry, I resigned myself to living out my life in jeans and then the bloody body thieves struck again.
My bum was next. I knew it was the same gang, because they took pains to match my new rear-end to the thighs they had stuck me with earlier. But my new bum was attached at least three inches lower than my original!
I realized I'd have to give up my jeans in favour of long skirts.
Two years ago I realized my arms had been switched.
One morning I was drying my hair and was horrified to see the flesh of my upper arm swing to and fro with the motion of the hairbrush. This was really getting scary - my body was being replaced one section at a time.
What could they do to me next?
When my poor neck suddenly disappeared and was replaced with a turkey neck, I decided to tell my story.
Women of the world wake up and smell the coffee! Those 'plastic' surgeons are using REAL replacement body parts -stolen from you and me! The next time someone you know has something 'lifted', look again - was it lifted from you?
THIS IS NOT A HOAX.. This is happening to women everywhere every night..
WARN YOUR FRIENDS!
P.S.
Last year I thought some one had stolen my Boobs. I was lying in bed and they were gone! But when I jumped out of bed, I was relieved to see that they had just been hiding in my armpits as I slept. Now I keep them hidden in my waistband.
BTW - These same thieves come into my wardrobe and drawers and shrink my clothes! How do they do it?
30 May 2009 at 12:23
This problem is becoming a global epidemic! It happened to me too, last year!
30 May 2009 at 12:55
lol - love it !!
always wondered if I could blame someone else for my mature womans body???!!! lol
30 May 2009 at 14:22
HAHA!! These "theives" got to me when I was in the hospital after birthing my daugther!
30 May 2009 at 15:39
Oh my, I thought I was the only one this happened to. Does anyone know where we can find the culprits and bring them to justice? It just isn't fair that they can get away with it!
Maybe we can blame the liberals?
30 May 2009 at 15:44
It's happening here in the States, too. It's a world-wide crime spree!
30 May 2009 at 17:11
Now I know where my boobs disappear to at night. Thanks!
30 May 2009 at 20:53
I am laughing so hard I don't even now what to say! LMAO
30 May 2009 at 21:43
OH! BAD IMAGE BAD IMAGE!
31 May 2009 at 03:01
OMG! The turkey neck is next! Everything else has already happened to my body. HELP!!!