Oh to be a pig!
Wednesday, 24 June 2009
Here are a few facts I'm sure you always wanted to know!
If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it.)
The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet. (O.M.G.!)
A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. (In my next life, I want to be a pig.)
A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.) (I'm still not over the pig.)
Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories a hour (Don't try this at home, maybe at work)
The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off. (Honey, I'm home. What the. ..?!)
The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like human jumping the length of a football field. (30 minutes.... Lucky pig! Can you imagine?)
The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds. (What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)
Some lions mate over 50 times a day. (I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)
Butterflies taste with their feet. (Something I always wanted to know.)
The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. (Hmmmmmm......)
Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people. (If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)
Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump. (Okay, so that would be a good thing)
A cat's urine glows under a black light. (I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)
An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. ( I know some people like that.)
Starfish have no brains (I know some people like that too.)
Polar bears are left-handed. (If they switch, they'll live a lot longer)
Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. (What about that pig??)
24 June 2009 at 10:32
Stunned. 30 minutes? Sign me up too.
24 June 2009 at 11:57
Oh great. Now I can't look at bacon the same way anymore.
24 June 2009 at 15:30
FO' REAL?!!? 30 minutes... Mmmm- very interesting and great post!
24 June 2009 at 16:18
30 minutes? I would go out of my mind!
24 June 2009 at 17:38
Really, only humans and dolphins? I want to know how they're so sure of this...
24 June 2009 at 18:40
LMAO, too funny. OK so agree on being a pig in the next life. LOL
24 June 2009 at 19:23
And who did that study? 30 minutes, huh? The partner will have to some good stamina!
24 June 2009 at 20:48
so Im guessing in our next life we are all going to be hanging out in the pig pen together...right?????? hehe Im also laughing over the hey baby Im horny come here so I can rip your head off!!! hehe
28 June 2009 at 04:20
Where do you get this stuff?! Hahaha!