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Kids' Bible Studies:
Sunday, 25 January 2009
I love the way kids look at things, I love the innocence. And I thought this was very funny.
These humorous homework lessons were submitted by children from various Catholic schools:
"In the first book of the Bible, Guinessis, God got tired of creating the world so He took the Sabbath off."
"Adam and Eve were created from an apple tree. Noah's wife was Joan of Ark. Noah built the ark and the animals came on in pears."
"Lot's wife was a pillar of salt during the day, but a ball of fire during the night."
"Sampson was a strong man who let himself be led astray by a Jezebel like Delilah."
"Samson slayed the Philistines with the axe of the Apostles."
"Moses led the Jews to the Red Sea where they made unleavened bread,which is bread without any ingredients."
"The Egyptians were all drowned in the dessert. Afterwards, Moses went up to Mount Cyanide to get the Ten Commandments."
"The First Commandment was when Eve told Adam to eat the apple."
"The Seventh Commandment is Thou shalt not admit adultery."
"Moses died before he ever reached Canada. Then Joshua led the Hebrews in the Battle of Geritol."
"The greatest miricle in the Bible is when Joshua told his son to stand still and he obeyed him."
"Solomon, one of David's sons, had 300 wives and 700 porcupines."
"When Mary heard she was the Mother of Jesus, she sang the Magna Carta."
"When the three wise guys from the East Side arrived they found Jesus in the manager."
These humorous homework lessons were submitted by children from various Catholic schools:
"In the first book of the Bible, Guinessis, God got tired of creating the world so He took the Sabbath off."
"Adam and Eve were created from an apple tree. Noah's wife was Joan of Ark. Noah built the ark and the animals came on in pears."
"Lot's wife was a pillar of salt during the day, but a ball of fire during the night."
"Sampson was a strong man who let himself be led astray by a Jezebel like Delilah."
"Samson slayed the Philistines with the axe of the Apostles."
"Moses led the Jews to the Red Sea where they made unleavened bread,which is bread without any ingredients."
"The Egyptians were all drowned in the dessert. Afterwards, Moses went up to Mount Cyanide to get the Ten Commandments."
"The First Commandment was when Eve told Adam to eat the apple."
"The Seventh Commandment is Thou shalt not admit adultery."
"Moses died before he ever reached Canada. Then Joshua led the Hebrews in the Battle of Geritol."
"The greatest miricle in the Bible is when Joshua told his son to stand still and he obeyed him."
"Solomon, one of David's sons, had 300 wives and 700 porcupines."
"When Mary heard she was the Mother of Jesus, she sang the Magna Carta."
"When the three wise guys from the East Side arrived they found Jesus in the manager."
I hope this made you smile today too...xxxx
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