lat of the swine flu jokes  

Friday, 21 August 2009

Okay, I promise, these are the last swine flu jokes, a collection of the best ones that people forwarded to Deion via e-mail and face book. I thought you might like them, they made him squeal with laughter (sorry, couldn't resist)

I called the Swine Flu hotline - all I got was crackling

The doctor asked me how long I'd had the symptoms of Swine Flu.
I said it must have been about a Weeeeeeeeeeeeeek!

Apparently my mate's got Swine Flu - I think he's just telling porkies!

The only known cure for Swine Flu in humans has been found to be the liberal application of oinkment.


Swine flu however, is not a problem for the pigs because
they're all going to be cured anyway!

News Flash .... This just in. The world's religious leaders have issued a joint declaration that the Swine Flu pandemic is the start of the

Swine flu has now mixed with bird flu.
Scientists say they will find a cure when pigs fly.

I just heard on the news that "Swine Flu could potentially be a threat to every single person in the world". Well it's a good thing I'm married then, isn't it?

This is not a time for panic. It is no pig deal.

It is a mild hamdemic,don't believe the spam you're getting.

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5 comments: to “ lat of the swine flu jokes

  • Gloria
    21 August 2009 at 10:10  

    LOL, LOL, LOL . . . One of my favs . . if you see an email about swine flu, delete it . . it's only spam!Great way to start the day . . . !!

  • J.J. in L.A.
    21 August 2009 at 10:51  

    Haha! I saw that 'Pigs unite' cartoon while looking into my own story. He's going home tomorrow and feeling MUCH better, still sick, but better.

  • Randi Troxell
    21 August 2009 at 15:46  

    lol... too funny! have a great wkend!

  • Sally's World
    21 August 2009 at 16:25  

    Thanks Gloria, they made me smile too...the when pigs fly one was our favourite lol!

    J.J. so glad he's on the mend, it's a hard one to get over, but apparently it builds up an immunity to getting it again...i hope very much that its true!

    You have a great weekend too Randi xx

  • Linda
    22 August 2009 at 16:47  

    Thanks for the laughs...I needed them today after the day I had yesterday. No Swine Flu, just a lost purse day. I left it at the restaurant, and 2 hours later, and 99 miles down the road, discovered it was gone. Guess I'll have to post about it.

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