Happily ever after?
Sunday, 2 August 2009
Why didn't anyone ever share this fairy tale with me when I was growing up?????
THE WORLD'S SHORTEST FAIRY TALE!'
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
The girl said: 'NO!'
And the girl lived happily ever after and went shopping, dancing, camping, drank martinis, ate chocolate, always had a clean house, never had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money, and had all the hot water to herself.
She went to the theater, never watched sports, never wore friggin' lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had high self esteem, nevercried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in sweat pants and was pleasant all the time.
The End
2 August 2009 at 12:45
Yeah. Now they tell us.
2 August 2009 at 16:31
Because they need us to believe the OTHER fairytale for life-as-they-know-it to go on.
2 August 2009 at 18:41
Hahaha! Oh yes, Disney definitely needs to make a movie like this!
2 August 2009 at 18:42
Where had this story been all my life? It is funny that we have been taught that we must be married, etc. to be happy!
2 August 2009 at 20:34
HAHA! That is hilarious!
2 August 2009 at 20:36
Trust me, I often wish for this life as well. I asked my wife the other day if she knew "Why most men die before their wife?"...."Because we want to!"
2 August 2009 at 23:09
My favorite fairy tale...EVER! : ) My man and I agree on one important factor - neither of us are dying to get married.
3 August 2009 at 22:37
LOL exactly, you don't see a ring on my finger do you (well if you could there isn't one) ;-)
5 August 2009 at 19:39
Yeah, I missed this one growing up too. Hmmmm....