Sally's World: The real prayer at the dinner table

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I'm a mum first before anything else. I run my own business and am starting up a charity in the name of my late son Aaron. But that’s only a few of the things I do. I am a very motivated person, I jump in with both feet and give 1000% to everything I do. I only sleep 4 hours a night, but could still do with another 3 hours in the day. Life’s a little mad, but I like it that way. There are so many things I want to achieve for myself and my children, I make sure I do something towards that every day. I treat people only the way I wish to be treated, and even though it means I get stepped on sometimes, I won't change. It's who I am, loving, caring, generous (I hope!!!)

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Here is a rather embarrassing picture of a group of us doing a fancy dress pub crawl to raise money (all in the name of charity I promise). We raised several hundred pounds after visiting about ten pubs in the Lewisham and Bromley area (and I'm sure the success we had was nothing to do with the short skirts we were all wearing at the time!!) The proceeds went to help a little girl called Danielle go off to swim with the dolphins in Australia. That's Danielle's Mum on the Left, and her Nan second from the right.

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If you know of any bungee jumps (properly organised and registered ones only please) that are over four hundred feet high I would love to know about it. It's a dare I have been given, and I never ever back down on a challenge.
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The real prayer at the dinner table

Thursday, 20 August 2009

Okay, so we had guests for dinner, guests I didn't want but all the same, there they were, all sitting at the dining table, waiting to criticize me.

My husband said grace, blessed the food gave thanks for the company...

All the while I said my own grace...it was more along the lines of,

Please God let me get through this meal without stabbing ------- in the eye with my fork, let me put up with -------'s talk of all bodily functions without vomiting in my food, and please, please God if ------ moans about my parenting/housekeeping/cooking skills once more, then please strike her down with a lightening bolt (try to miss my favourite serving dish if you can).... failing that, just kill me now.

Luckily my guests all had their heads bowed in prayer, and Deion was the only one who noticed I was making stabbing motions in my chest with the knife.

Posted in dinner, grace, guests, prayers by Sally's World

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9 comments: to “ The real prayer at the dinner table ”

J.J. in L.A.
20 August 2009 at 11:14
Oh, I've felt like that - this week! 2 brothers are here while mom's in MN. My man (just tonight) said I should find the meat fork and make good use of it. lol!
Gloria
20 August 2009 at 12:52
Luv it luv it luv it . . . 'cos I've felt like this sooooo many times but never actually put it into words . . . beautifully illustrated with a great photo . . . as usual. lol!!!
RileyScott
20 August 2009 at 14:54
You had dinner with my family?
Randi Troxell
20 August 2009 at 15:29
hehe! i'm with rileyscott... did my family SOMEHOW make it to you???? lol!!
Sally's World
20 August 2009 at 15:35
J.J. glad its not just me then.

Gloria, thanks. By the way, i hope you never thought it while I was there lol!

Riley, Randi, LOL. I have a new found respect for you guys, if i had to put up with this often i'd be doing 20 to life for murder!!!
~Thought's By Dena~/ JDs Gift Shack
20 August 2009 at 16:28
yep I agree with a couple of people who posted above me...it obviously was someone from my family that you had dinner with!!!!! Im sorry for that!! hehe
Mental P Mama
20 August 2009 at 17:40
I didn't know we were related.....
Joanie
21 August 2009 at 03:00
were the in-laws there?
Anonymous
24 August 2009 at 21:11
LOL nice, sounds like my dinner prayer

Jordan

Jordan, born on 22nd July 1993, always an incredibly bright child, had to know the truth from a young age and always trying to get to the bottom of things. There was no fobbing him off with stalks bringing babies…too illogical. He always loved building things and even better…dismantling things; he is going to be an architect, and I could probably have told you that when he was 2!!! He is a black belt in karate, is fun loving, sociable, loves music and video games (what 15 year old doesn’t) and loves to argue with his sister…

Robyn

Robyn, born on 20th Sept 1994, I had three babies under three now and suddenly realised I must be insane. Good thing, Robyn was a sweet, good natured and almost angelic baby. She is determined (stubborn like her mum) and trying to give her dad a heart attack by wearing lipstick or mentioning boys names occasionally. She is tall and gorgeous and terrifying her father! I don’t worry, she has a black belt and a mean streak, no one will mess with her! She has dyslexia and has shown her strength and determination to overcome it and excel, she is helpful and loving unless fighting with her brother…

Deion

Deion, my teenie weenie, born on 17th Jan 1998, Deion was a preemie and has cerebral palsy as a result, but don’t be fooled into feeling sympathy, he’s a force to be reckoned with as he zooms around in his electric chair. He is cheeky in the extreme with a sense of humour way too well developed for his age. And the doctors could not have been more wrong when they told us he would never talk…we can’t shut him up…ever!...I often threaten to go and get my money back. He plays wheelchair basketball, loves football, video games and food.

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Latest IssueMarch/April 2008

Issue 39

The current issue of SEN Magazine includes articles from our Dyscalculia, Visual Impairment and Behaviour Specialists. There is a ten-page debate section focusing this issue on home education v. school education, and we have features on ADHD, sensory integration and Teens Plus, a pilot project running in Scotland. We also have a new point of view section written by a teacher and a parent. Plus! previews of Special Needs North and Naidex, and much, much more! Subscribe today and be SEN-aware.