Saturday, 1 August 2009
Well, I managed it, I actually managed a to come back the moment it was needed.
Now road workers (although I'm sure there are a few exceptions) have always amazed me, the way they bellow their (often depraved) sexual needs at women in the hope that one day one of these women will just be overcome and demand said workman fulfills his needs then and there...it could happen right???
So today as I walked past three men working on the roadside, I got yelled at...now he could have been my dream man, it was hard to tell with the sun glinting off of his bald red head, and the sweat running through his bulky hairy shoulders and back, he may have had a good physique under that rug like body, may have had a good package even, but it was hidden in the overhang of his belly...yep, and his turn of phrase was exquisite!
"NICE TITS," he yelled.
"THANKS, THEY'RE ALMOST AS BIG AS YOURS," I yelled back.
"SUCK MY DICK," he said (he was probably embarrassed as his co-workers were laughing at him)
"ARE YOU'RE SURE YOU'VE GOT ONE, YOU CAN'T HAVE SEEN IT FOR YEARS UNDER THAT GUT OF YOURS," I smiled back.
Well anyway, I managed a comeback instead of just putting my head down and walking on...
And here's the worst bit...I actually felt a Little guilty for this male chauvinist pig, how low must his self esteem be to yell at women like that, it must be hard to look in the mirror every morning to see the body of a woolly mammoth and the head of a ten pin bowling ball...poor guy!