lat of the swine flu jokes  

Friday 21 August 2009

Okay, I promise, these are the last swine flu jokes, a collection of the best ones that people forwarded to Deion via e-mail and face book. I thought you might like them, they made him squeal with laughter (sorry, couldn't resist)


I called the Swine Flu hotline - all I got was crackling

The doctor asked me how long I'd had the symptoms of Swine Flu.
I said it must have been about a Weeeeeeeeeeeeeek!

Apparently my mate's got Swine Flu - I think he's just telling porkies!

The only known cure for Swine Flu in humans has been found to be the liberal application of oinkment.

IF YOU GET AN EMAIL ABOUT SWINE FLU DELETE IT AS ITS ONLY
SPAM.

Swine flu however, is not a problem for the pigs because
they're all going to be cured anyway!

News Flash .... This just in. The world's religious leaders have issued a joint declaration that the Swine Flu pandemic is the start of the
aporkalypse.

Swine flu has now mixed with bird flu.
Scientists say they will find a cure when pigs fly.

I just heard on the news that "Swine Flu could potentially be a threat to every single person in the world". Well it's a good thing I'm married then, isn't it?

This is not a time for panic. It is no pig deal.

It is a mild hamdemic,don't believe the spam you're getting.



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5 comments: to “ lat of the swine flu jokes

  • Gloria
    21 August 2009 at 10:10  

    LOL, LOL, LOL . . . One of my favs . . if you see an email about swine flu, delete it . . it's only spam!Great way to start the day . . . !!

  • J.J. in L.A.
    21 August 2009 at 10:51  

    Haha! I saw that 'Pigs unite' cartoon while looking into my own story. He's going home tomorrow and feeling MUCH better, still sick, but better.

  • Randi Troxell
    21 August 2009 at 15:46  

    lol... too funny! have a great wkend!

  • Sally's World
    21 August 2009 at 16:25  

    Thanks Gloria, they made me smile too...the when pigs fly one was our favourite lol!

    J.J. so glad he's on the mend, it's a hard one to get over, but apparently it builds up an immunity to getting it again...i hope very much that its true!

    You have a great weekend too Randi xx

  • Linda
    22 August 2009 at 16:47  

    Thanks for the laughs...I needed them today after the day I had yesterday. No Swine Flu, just a lost purse day. I left it at the restaurant, and 2 hours later, and 99 miles down the road, discovered it was gone. Guess I'll have to post about it.

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