Words of Wisdom  

Tuesday 7 April 2009

Something to make you smile this morning!
Love is grand!
Divorce is a hundred grand.
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I am in shape.
Round is a shape.
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Time may be a great healer,
but it's a lousy beautician.
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Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand.
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Even if you are on the right track,
You'll get run over if you just sit there.
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An optimist thinks this is the best possible world.
A pessimist fears this is true.
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There will always be death and taxes;
However, death doesn't get worse every year.
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In just two days, tomorrow will be yesterday.
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Practice safe eating -- always use condiments.
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It's frustrating when you know all the answers,
But nobody bothers to ask you the questions.
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The real art of conversation is not only to say the
right thing at the right time, but also to leave
unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.
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Brain cells come and brain cells go,
But fat cells live forever.
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Age doesn't always bring wisdom.
Sometimes it comes alone.
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Life not only begins at forty,
It also begins to show.
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