Finally. A diet I'm willing to try!  

Tuesday 10 February 2009




This is a specially formulated diet designed to help WOMEN cope with the stress that builds during the day.

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BREAKFAST

1 Grapefruit
1 slice wholemeal toast
1 cup skimmed milk

LUNCH

1 small portion lean, steamed chicken with a cup of spinach
1 cup herbal tea
1 biscuit

AFTERNOON TEA

The rest of the biscuits from the packet
1 tub of Gino Ginelli ice cream with chocolate topping
1 large glass of wine

DINNER

4 bottles of wine (red or white)
2 loaves garlic bread
1 family size Supreme pizza
3 chocolate bars

LATE NIGHT SNACK

1 whole cheesecake (eaten directly from the freezer)

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Finally, here's some advice for you:

Dr. Neil proclaimed the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started.......

So I looked around my house to see things I'd started and hadn't finished; and, before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Chardonay , a bole of Baileys, a butle of Kehuha, a pockage of biscuits , the mainder of bot Prozic and Valum scriptins, the res of the Chesescke, some saltins an a bax a cholates...

Yu haf no idr who gud I fel.

xxx

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